The Boss vs. Big Breadstick: A Curated Collection of Cease and Desist Letters That Are Definitely Real
The Boss has had enough. Armed with a legal pad, a thesaurus, and a deep personal grievance against the restaurant industry's cavalier attitude toward breadstick portion sizes, The Boss has been quietly dispatching cease and desist letters to chain restaurants across America. We've obtained the full archive. The demands are unhinged. The legalese is spectacular.